Behold the precious, the staged and the ridiculous!
“Shhhh… we’re tracking a sasquatch on a fixed-gear mountain bike.”
“Today’s episode of This American Life explores smile haters.”
“Um, we’re lost. Which way to Hello Giggles website?”
“Who installed the fuck out of this Ikea Månljüs pendant lamp? That would be us. We installed the fuck out of this Ikea Månljüs pendant lamp.”
Beard Depot! All Shapes, All Sizes!
To get away from all the tension, Fergus thinks about his happy place, Puppytown Junction, just like his therapist told him to do.
“Correct, St. Peter greets people up there and we’re the gate keepers down here. Welcome, friend!”
“Sometimes my guitar doesn’t want to play my songs and it tries to drive away.”
Available for weddings, parties, funerals…
The Glumdrops
“Look at me, I am a bass player. Please enjoy this visual joke, America!”
“Let’s do a Meet The Beatles thing, but make sure the Rick looks super tiny and stupid. Ya know, because he missed practice again.”
“Does anyone have a washboard and plectrum banjo Josiah and Annabelle can borrow?”
“Chloé, If the label wants us to change our name to ADORBS, I say we do it… because we are… let’s own it.”
“Help, how do you use Levels in Photoshop?”
Ghost Hunters: Brooklyn
“Come to our show mutherfuckers! We’re $30 away from getting Køng his own leather jacket!”
Come for our artisanal cheeses, stay for our six-pronged mandolin assault.
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